Run!! Run!! Swerve!!! Duck!!! Jump!!! Run you fool!!! Flail your arms!!! Move your hips like that... yeh like that! everybody now!!!! ...................................................................................
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hm.... pant...uf! if you're wondering whether these phrases are straight from the mouth of a fitness instructor or would give you tips on the latest cardiovascular exercise then you're wrong. Well at least this time.
Wondering why?Well you'l need these physical qualities to get away from the monstrous cosmic wave coming for you. The big bad.. bad wolfy unleashed by a really huge... huge... hhhugge supernova explosion. Thats what Aaj Tak claims. So pay attention in your fitness class mini and chini who knows the sky might fall?!
Now if at this time my dear reader you are confused about what i'm saying then you'l have to wait no more. I a puny little creature will be wiped off this earth like a speck of dust. Probably you can save yourself from this apocalypse. After all Aaj Tak is sabze tez(pun intended).... i have no reason to disbelieve that a huge supernova has burst trillions of lightyears away from earth and we will witness this cosmic dance when it reaches earth.
I dont intend to scare you my dear reader that is only reserved for Aaj Tak, but the lethal rays emitted from the supernova are reaching earth as fast as they can. Sorry... i didn't hear the exact speed with which they are moving i was too busy writing my will. But I did hear the anchor pointing to the exact spot and aakar (form) of the supernova. I also heard her prophesies that the cosmic rays will lay to rest every confict and war... it will sweep the earth as caressing as a butterfly's wing flapping leaving serene and quiet in its wake.
No..no..no.. our earth! but where is it?? hoh its gone?!
Did I forget to mention? oh how forgetful of me!! welcome the cosmic rays into your home precisely after 150 million years... if you're alive till then that is.
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